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so a while back this lil sleazeball kept demanding that i send him pics of my pussy, even though i wasn’t on board with the idea. instead of taking it to the principal, i got my twin bro to tuck in his dick to make it look like pussy lips and sent a pic of that to him. he still tells me that that’s his fave pic to cum to. i’m not sure if i want to tell him the truth.

(via kayleeemunoz)

Sexy Underwear


I have never bought a pair of sexy underwear before for two reasons:
1) I have no one to wear it for
2) I never felt like spending the money on sexy underwear when i could spend 10 bucks for 6 pairs of comfy cute underwear

Today I bought two pairs of sexy lacy underwear. I figured why the hell not. Who cares if I have no one to wear it for? Wear it for yourself!!
Plus it was on sale :P

I would just like to add, that I feel sexy. I even danced around my room a little ;)






idea: a really big cage

to hold what?

people who question my ideas

not so sure how I feel about this one

i’m going to need a bigger cage

(via phukers)


these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.


white lips, pale face. pale body. pale base made of stone. I am a statue

(Source: communistbakery, via fellatioutboy)



*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

*tips powerhouse of the cell* m’tochondria

(via fellatioutboy)


avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this 


(via theanti90smovement)


raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl

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