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weedjoke420:

*looks in the mirror* tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate: 8.9.

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madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

(via hi)

Anonymous said: does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?

uoa:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

applescruff-s:

chief-blue-meanie:

chief-blue-meanie:

“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.

She is not happy.” 

I’ve given up trying to make them normal.

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ok and now there’s another one

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this is great

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eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

buttchunks:

A living legend.

troyes-lip-ring:

hurraymonster:

kidkev1n:

hurraymonster:

Ok fuck it. An anon suggested it so here it goes….
I planned my suicide 17 days from now….
The anon asked me to do this so fuck it
For every 100 notes ill move it a week back. Im doing this just to prove to that anon it wont even get that first 100….

Everyone give this as many notes as you can please.

I cant believe so many people who never knew i even exited cared enough to do this..omg…

And I swear if anyone sends them hate…

(via walmart-dot-com)

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

(via lazyandgay)

armadillo:

when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs

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