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itssexualhour:

so a while back this lil sleazeball kept demanding that i send him pics of my pussy, even though i wasn’t on board with the idea. instead of taking it to the principal, i got my twin bro to tuck in his dick to make it look like pussy lips and sent a pic of that to him. he still tells me that that’s his fave pic to cum to. i’m not sure if i want to tell him the truth.

(via kayleeemunoz)

Sexy Underwear

get-motivation:

I have never bought a pair of sexy underwear before for two reasons:
1) I have no one to wear it for
2) I never felt like spending the money on sexy underwear when i could spend 10 bucks for 6 pairs of comfy cute underwear

Today I bought two pairs of sexy lacy underwear. I figured why the hell not. Who cares if I have no one to wear it for? Wear it for yourself!!
Plus it was on sale :P

I would just like to add, that I feel sexy. I even danced around my room a little ;)

bombing:

capitalistpropaganda:

bombing:

daedricsheep:

bombing:

idea: a really big cage

to hold what?

people who question my ideas

not so sure how I feel about this one

i’m going to need a bigger cage

(via phukers)

sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

communistbakery:

white lips, pale face. pale body. pale base made of stone. I am a statue

(Source: communistbakery, via fellatioutboy)

yay-internet:

dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

*tips powerhouse of the cell* m’tochondria

(via fellatioutboy)

lindsaychrist:

avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this 

image

(via theanti90smovement)

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl

(via fellatioutboy)

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